"Ah ha ha ha. Oh, no. Magic is no laughing matter. I am always deadly serious."
"…Don’t believe me? But trust, it is the tasty paste that holds civilization together! How does this strike you? Defeat the count and I will give you a very rare card. Does that entice you?"
"You are like a sad, meager sack that has deflated and lost all of it’s trust! Perhaps a signed bottle of my fragrance, 'Demented by Dimentio', will sway you? People will stand in ovation whenever you enter a room! Now will you fight with me?"
"AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Excellent choice, Mario! You are wiser than you look."
"Now, let me give you a taste of my scrumptious power, just as I promised."
"That sucking sound is your free will being plunged from the toilet of your mind! Now, you are my slave, and you will do my bidding. You will be…fearless! Go and defeat the count! And when he is gone, I will create a new world!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Again, for dramatic effect! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."
"So, you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. For that, your game ends. I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"
"And so I strike, like a speeding dodgeball at an echoing gymnasium!"
"I needed the Pure Hearts to defeat Count Bleck. I couldn't do that on my own, so, I had you do all the sweaty labor for me. If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!"
"I am saying that you no longer have any value to me, so I'm ending your games. They're all yours now, Mr. L!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the greatest magic show you'll EVER see!"
"Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you!"
"I'll squeeze the life out of you later. Just wait around in that dimension, OK? Great."
"The Chaos Heart is mine! I will use it to destroy all words and create perfect new ones! Shall we get started, then? I have all I need now... to become the king of all worlds!"
"I am invincible! There's nothing you can do! And now, it is time for the destruction to begin! Let it begin with YOU, as you wallow around in helplessness, like upside-down turtles! L-POWER!"
"Let's stop wasting time and finish this, shall we? Ciao!"